Oh, Palantir is ‘progressive’ now, is it?

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I had different things to bash today, but Alex Karp's pathetic effort to pivot backmost to the near gave maine nary prime but to enactment them connected hold.

Last week's elections were a bloodbath for the right, a occupation for each the wannabe fash founders who had tied their governmental fortunes to a "vibe shift" that enabled a glorious 100-year Trumpenreich. That freed up a batch of assholes to accidental what they really thought. Except Donald Trump's triumph was, successful fact, narrow, and 2 years of his corrupt policies person enraged Americans.

"I've been a Democrat my full life. I grew up successful a acold near environment. I cognize much astir being a progressive than astir anybody …

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